One of my resolutions last year was to stop procrastinating. So here I am working on my this year’s resolutions.
Now I’m a far cry from perfect, but I’m having a hard time coming up with things to resolve. I don’t have a lot of what are traditionally considered vices … gambling, drinking, cavorting with expensive prostitutes (or even reasonably priced ones), hogging the remote … you know, the usual. My shortcomings all seem pretty boring in comparison:
1) I try out lots of bad jokes on my loved ones, and
2) I’m not very good at noticing people's haircuts.
Neither of those has the makings of an inspirational resolution. Real resolutions would be something dramatic. Finish that novel! Run a marathon! Learn to make cannoli.
But I’d have to start a novel. I get shin splints running for the bus. And I don’t even like cannoli. So I’m stuck with the boring resolutions. Watch more PBS. Eat plenty of roughage. Try not to use styrofoam containers.
Hmmm. Maybe I’ll resolve to develop some vices this year, so I'll have something to work on.
Actually, the “stop procrastinating” resolution was from two years ago. I’m just working on ones for 2012 now.