But in all this, it's easy to lose sight of what are really the most significant inventions of all time. Therefore, as a public service, we provide this reminder.
|5)||computers||In addition to letting us expose every aspect of our personal lives to friends and advertisers alike1, the computer has revolutionized just about every other product on earth. It is also responsible for getting millions of indigent nerds off the streets and into productive jobs.|
|4)||hair coloring||I don't know, but my wife insists this is essential.|
|3)||Girl Scout Thin Mints||Hey, when you make a list, you can pick.|
|2)||mute buttons||Ever watch commercial TV? Indispensible!|
And the number one most signifiicant invention of all time ...
|1)||toilet paper||Seriously, would you trade this for any of the others?|
1On the information superhighway, Facebook is the bumper stickers.