|When he says ...||He really means ...|
|Barack the Magic Negro||I disagree with the President's views on a number of issues.|
|slut||I disagree with her views on insurance coverage for birth control.|
|feminazi||I disagree with her views on the role of women.|
|loveable little fuzzball||I'm a bloated, bloviating blowhard.|
We hope this will help to prevent any future misunderstandings.