Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Attention Span

The latest research shows that prolonged Web browsing leads to diminished attention span and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blabiddy-blah blah blah. Whoop-di-do. Mairzy doats. "Jeechet?" "Nojoo?""Squeet""Stwirly-tweet"

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Research also indicates that readers who scan through meaningless gibberish have too much free time.

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