My Unfair Lady

My Unfair Lady
(or Pygmalion)

Scene 1: A crowded street, evening.

McCain: You see that downtrodden governor? In six months, I could pass her off as Vice President of the United States!
Bush: Really? She looks nothing like Dick Cheney.
McCain: No, no. The next Vice President.
(sings)
Why can't some parents teach their children to abstain?
For when they face temptation, they simply must refrain.
If they learned abstention, sir, at least till they are wed
... More states would be voting red!
(They leave.)
Sarah: (sings)
All I want is to be V.P.
Learning loads at my boss's knee.
And maybe someday be
Just P!
That would be loverly.

Lots of oil flowing through my pipes
Pays for diapers and baby wipes,
But soon these D.C. types
Serve me!
That will be loverly.

Scene 2: A room at the McCain mansion ... one of them.

McCain: Now try it again!
Sarah: The flack for Iraq? Just blame it on Barack.
McCain: Again?
Sarah: The flack for Iraq? Just blame it on Barack!
McCain: I think she's got it. I think she's got it!
Sarah: (singing) The flack for Iraq? Just blame it on Barack!
McCain: (singing) By George, she's got it! Hey, George, she's got it!

(To be continued ... maybe.)